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![File 1279315106 jpg-(21 KB, 400x311, i-has-a-sad.jpg) Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:18:26 No.253190542 I has a sad. Today /b/, I cried. I cried like a little bitch for the first time In years. Not because my girlfriend dumped me on my ass, or I read through a baww thread, because I denied a cute little kitten Its right to be loved. Here's what happened. [5:00am] After an all nighter, I had to piss, so I went outside. (Toilets are for bitches anyways.) lI was feeling good pissing for the first time for hours, watering the next neighbors flowers, when all of a sudden I look out in the street and see a little kitty, (Four maybe Five months old) sitting there just chllin'. I though he might need some company. The night before It had rained so my socks were soaked with water. I spent probably 20 minutes trying to coax this cat over, with nothing but plaid sweat pants and socks on, In the middle of the street. I finally got him to come over a sit. I sat there a talked to him, telling him how pretty he was, how soft his fur was, and he would rub on my legs as I sat on the curb. We watched the sun crest together. I longed to keep him, cuddle with him, make him my friend, someone to sit on my lap and chill with me while I scrolled through /b/. But I knew I couldn't, I can't have pets In my condo. Continued >> Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:19:00 No.253190733 As I stood up, knowing I had to leave for work, he stared at me. I knew what he was thinking Where are we going?", I knew I couldn't take him with me, He followed me for a bit, I turned around stopped, kneeled down and scrated his head. I told him to stay safe, and good luck. He understood. Halfway up the street I looked back, he was still sitting In the exact spot he had been when I left, wondering where I was going, why couldn't he come, When will he find someone to love him, and care for him. But I know what will happen. He ll spend another year or two on the streets, get picked up, spend years In a cage, and then get euthanized with a bunch of other animals wondering where Is he, where's that man who loved me that early morning. He was the first one to love me and he's gone... Dammit /b/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/605/582/fcf.png "Kittens appeal to the tender side of the most ruthless people on the Internet")
![File: 32FB7C9200000578-0-image-(...).jpg (156 KB, 962x642) O /pol/ meetup Anonymous (ID: 9MJ272R 02/26/20(Wed)21:59:41 No.245512041 >>245512531 >>245513606 >245514025 >>245514057 >>245514192 >>245514541 It will be at the redmond public library saturday @1pm Whites only Anonymous (ID: BKHMQQ+s )i 02/26/20(Wed)22:03:51 No.245512531 >>245512568 >>245512041 (OP) [spoiler]k[/spoiler] >> Anonymous (ID: BKHMqQ+s ) 02/26/20(Wed)22:04:13 No.245512568 >>245512531 f--- im stupid O Anonymous (ID: BAC8727H) E 02/26/20(Wed)22:13:25 No.245513606 File: amrNKJe.jpg (166 KB, 1057x947) >>245512041 (OP) >Whites only Thats going to be difficult Anonymous (ID: PUiHaeF9 02/26/20(Wed)22:17:03 No.245514025 >>245514225 >>245512041 (OP) Never meet anybody from /pol/. Ever. I've been burned too many times to count. They always seem like based bros at first but end up being some kind of f-----. Last time was during the 2016 campaign I met up with some guy and went to a Trump rally. Things seemed pretty great at first: we got into a fight with some liberal protesters, made plans to go shooting later that week. At the end of the night we go back to his place, he comes out of the bathroom in a miniskirt with his d--- hanging out calling me "daddy." Never again, never f------ again.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/762/754/717.png "Anon meets a special friend | /r/4chan")
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